Holy cow. I want one of these $199 babies so bad. Clearly, by using the QUADRI-BEAM ULTRA CLARIFIER on my DVDs, the compressed data on the disc will get.. less compressed!
It's just like the over-used movie trope where Will Smith narrows his eyes at the tiny, blurry, zoomed-in image on his computer screen, and says "Enhance the image!". Suddenly, the image magically gets more data and becomes crisp and clear.
It's sort of like Willy Wonka's Great Glass Elevator, which as everyone knows, used skyhooks, not those silly rockets in the Johnny Depp movie. (Johnny, we love you, but please, don't ever talk like Michael Jackson again.)
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